I need help removing her.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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