we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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