i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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