paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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