I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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