You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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