I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
