"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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