problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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