I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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