Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I need water and some morals
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
