Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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