He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
These tits shall not be calmed
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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