On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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