She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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