How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Bring me that man meat
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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