'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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