also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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