My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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