I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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