You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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