I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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