we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize
