Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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