Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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