dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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