Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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