he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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