So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
