so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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