let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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