: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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