I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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