what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
There's even glitter on my cock...
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