Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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