I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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