Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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