My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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