Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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