i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Come on in and take your pants off
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