I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If that was your dad, he is hot
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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