Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Couch. On fire.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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