She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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