The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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