so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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