Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
do herpes really smell.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
