dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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