It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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