just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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