Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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