Pappa wants mamma naked
I look better un-naked...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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