I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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